Brain fade!

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27 November 2014 at 13:55 #23601
OuBallie
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What have you done wrong.
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27 November 2014 at 13:55 #170798
OuBallie
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I've been banging on about my brain fade episodes of late, but yesterday I surpassed myself in a big way!

I bought the Hemingway Drawbar kit moons ago, and after getting my 3MT tooling to all have the same height in the Marlow Spindle, thought it time to start said kit.

Handle first, it being a nice looking CI, but at nearly 3"ø had to reverse the 3 jaws.

Off they came, and then 'MegaBrainFade' took over, with me trying to put them back in, but reversed!

Just couldn't understand why they wouldn't screw in.

After a few tries, 'MegaBrainFade' faded and I could just stand there in utter astonishment at what I had just been trying to do.

I then dived into the lathe's toolbox and there the correct ones where, mocking me. I have looked into that toolbox a few times and seen them, but since treatment my memory has just given up on me.

The challenge – can anyone better me?

Geoff – I'm not going to live this one down for sure
27 November 2014 at 13:58 #170799
Neil Wyatt
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Hi Geoff,

All I can say is I've done the same. The stomach-churning horror as you think something terminal has happened inside your prized chuck…

Then I didn't half feel like a berk when I saw the outside jaws laughing at me from the shelf.

Neil
27 November 2014 at 16:55 #170810
OuBallie
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Just read 'Our Point of View', The Model Engineer No. 1016, 1920 and BrainFade happened to them as well.

Geoff – I'm in the best of company then
27 November 2014 at 18:50 #170816
WALLACE
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Bored out a lathe faceplate once to the outside diameter of the required thread as opposed to the core diameter….the Loctite came in handy to fix that one….

W.
27 November 2014 at 20:12 #170823
Roger Provins 2
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Same but worse. Done it twice and only a week apart!

My senior moments are getting longer
27 November 2014 at 21:29 #170842
dave greenham
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Hi Guys.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

we should start a club lol

dave
27 November 2014 at 22:02 #170846
Howard Lewis
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And I thought that I was the only one!

Maybe my 6 inch rule has not got legs to move around the shop. Perhaps I just forgot where I put it, two minutes ago, AND failed to notice it as I turned around?

My excuse is having too many things on my mind, but no one believes me.

Howard
27 November 2014 at 23:36 #170857
Robbo
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Dave – thought we already have a club, and this is it!
28 November 2014 at 00:09 #170861
ianj
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The sooner I make a mistake the longer I have to put it right !!!!!

Ian
28 November 2014 at 07:16 #170864
Steamgeek
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Yesterday evening in the workshop at the mill, micrometer in hand checking parts that I had just made the finish pass on , not understanding why I had only removed about half the material I had intended to. Simples DRO set on metric, venerable old M&W IMPERIAL micrometer in hand!, shame it took 15 minutes for the penny to drop
28 November 2014 at 08:29 #170865
Johnboy25
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Ahh… The joys of old age! This all sounds like we need some Omega 3 supplements or a healthy portion of fish in our diet. It's suppose to help brain function and helps with joints so it's told! (Usual disclaimer)

John
28 November 2014 at 08:34 #170866
Johnboy25
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Moderator- pleas remove the last two repeat entries. Either finger trouble or bug in iPad app. John
28 November 2014 at 10:04 #170878
Ian P
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Posted by OuBallie on 27/11/2014 13:55:23:

I've been banging on about my brain fade episodes of late, but yesterday I surpassed myself in a big way!

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The challenge – can anyone better me?

Geoff

Something I witnessed a few years ago at my place of work takes some beating.

One of the employees (about 60 and a good engineer) was asked to reassemble some equipment into a 1m high 19" rack cabinet, the frame of which had just come back from being powder coated. He laid it on its back on a piece of carpet and then proceeded to bolt on its swivel castors, after he had fixed on the first three castors I happened to look at his endeavours and noticed something amiss.

He had meticulously inserted and tightened 12 nuts, bolts and washers without realising that the castors should be on the underside of the baseplate, rather than on the INSIDE of the cabinet!

Ian P
28 November 2014 at 10:18 #170879
Brian Wood
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I do like the castors on the inside, a new variation!!

We all do these silly things, and then feel twice as foolish doing it again.

My wife's grandmother, who hailed from Russia, summed it all up with her wise saying—-

"You live and learn and die a fool"

Regards

Brian

Edited By Brian Wood on 28/11/2014 10:19:35
28 November 2014 at 10:35 #170881
Chris Trice
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I once (and fortunately only once) spent ten minutes trying to drill a hole in a piece of rock hard free cutting mild steel with a 1/2"drill before I realised the drill was running in reverse. I even kept checking the drill tip was sharp and couldn't understand why it wouldn't bite. I was not impressed with myself.

Edited By Chris Trice on 28/11/2014 10:46:17
28 November 2014 at 11:31 #170891
Geoff Theasby
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Once on the Welsh Highland Railway, I was labouring for the stonemason when he was building a reception chamber for the trackside drains, and he had it nicely completed when a passing dumper truck driver asked innocently whether the drain pipes ought to be incorporated into it…
28 November 2014 at 13:55 #170900
OuBallie
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Another nice one Clive.

Whenever I see your name in a post, Clive Trickey always springs to mind.

Wonder how many are familiar with that gent?

We are all in exalted company

Geoff – Lunch finished, now busy with coffee from newly roasted beans.
28 November 2014 at 13:55 #170901
OuBallie
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Duplicate deleted.

Edited By OuBallie on 28/11/2014 13:56:24
28 November 2014 at 15:00 #170907
Anonymous
Clive? I can't see a previous post from a 'Clive'? And I've no idea who Clive Trickey is?

Andrew
28 November 2014 at 15:04 #170908
Chris Trice
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Unless someone's eyesight is going too and mistaking me for someone else?
28 November 2014 at 15:21 #170911
john kennedy 1
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Posted by Chris Trice on 28/11/2014 10:35:13:

I once (and fortunately only once) spent ten minutes trying to drill a hole in a piece of rock hard free cutting mild steel with a 1/2"drill before I realised the drill was running in reverse. I even kept checking the drill tip was sharp and couldn't understand why it wouldn't bite. I was not impressed with myself.

Edited By Chris Trice on 28/11/2014 10:46:17

Did exactly the same thing a while back, except it was with a milling cutter
28 November 2014 at 16:24 #170916
Adrian Holmes 1
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I remember some years ago a neighbour bought a s/h Hillman Imp, nice car but he had to have it towed home. Spent many fruitless days trying to get it started until a bright spark (not me) realised the starter was turning the wrong way!
28 November 2014 at 19:59 #170935
OuBallie
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Chris,

Oh dear, I could swear I've been seeing Clive and not Chris.

Thanks for correcting my mistake.

Geoff – I'm worse off than I realised!
2 December 2014 at 16:33 #171298
Thomas Gude
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Posted by Chris Trice on 28/11/2014 10:35:13:

I once (and fortunately only once) spent ten minutes trying to drill a hole in a piece of rock hard free cutting mild steel with a 1/2"drill before I realised the drill was running in reverse. I even kept checking the drill tip was sharp and couldn't understand why it wouldn't bite. I was not impressed with myself.

Edited By Chris Trice on 28/11/2014 10:46:17

Ha! Yes Chris, same here! Was a hand me down bosch and didn't even realise high speed drills ran in reverse lol

Was quite embarrassed when the chap who gave it to me explained what the little lever did
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