My last house had a wood burner & the wife & I (well she did!!) decided the chimney needed cleaning. As a builder I regularly had to clean chimneys of refurbished houses so had a brush. To rod drains I had a 100M length of black underground plastic water pipe to which I had fitted a screw fitting for a plunger. This also fitted the brush.
So after suitable covering furniture, the wife & I started sweeping. My house had a flue with a number of turns & was 3 storeys high so needed a lot of shoving. It also needed a lot of pushing to get the brush up the flue. As we all know ,difficult jobs call for lots of swearing between couples.
After a while sweat was pouring off us & there was a knock at the front door.
" Oh! who the b..y hell is that" " Tell them to F off we are busy " etc etc
"ignore it". "You go," " No you go"
Eventually my wife swore, (at me & chimneys in general!!) removed overalls & went to front door
To be met by a chimney sweep brush on the end of a plastic hose.banging on the door. We had not realised that we had shoved so much that the thing had gone up the chimney & back down the outside again !! Being off a roll it curved back in towards the door & was swinging in the wind with the wooden centre hitting the wooden door
Edited By Sam Longley 1 on 09/09/2020 15:34:43