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  • #140350
    Oompa Lumpa
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      @oompalumpa34302

      So, because I now have a workshop for metal, it naturally follows that the Brass Firegrate set which my good lady prizes can now be cleaned.

      By Me.

      Now!

      Now that I have volunteered for the job – how should I begin to get the brass clean? Ideally I would like to give it a good soak in something to get rid of the most of the ingrained tarnish, then I am going to have to set to with a polishing mop. Mop and soap (abrasive) I have, but I am looking for an easy way out here

      graham.

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      Oompa Lumpa
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        @oompalumpa34302
        #140351
        OuBallie
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          @ouballie

          Patina, patina, patina.

          People pay huge premiums for this.

          Geoff – Sparrow nests up after thinking about it for 5 years! I get there eventually.

          #140352
          Mike Teaman
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            @miketeaman64279

            Most of the "modern" firegrates have a coating on them to "preserve" them. They usually deteriorate, flake, degrade or whatever. If yours has this coating, it can be stripped back to solid brass (assuming that it is?) with a metal polish or abrasive (steel wool?) and polished. The trouble is that once you polish, you need to repolish on a regular basis or find a protectant that can do a better job than the one you already (may or may not already) have. Or have one of the "downstairs" staff do it for you!

            …. assuming that makes sense ………………. which it probably doesn't!

            Polishing brass can be very therapeutic …… and time consuming!

            Mike

            #140353
            jason udall
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              @jasonudall57142

              Some might say thin endof the wedge..
              Others might say small price to pay…
              I see it as excuse to get more toys…

              Pickel and polish.

              #140354
              jason udall
              Participant
                @jasonudall57142

                Oh and opportunity to establish brass or plate..just for future reference. ..

                #140355
                Andrew Moyes 1
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                  @andrewmoyes1

                  I'd paint it black and have done with it.

                  Andrew

                  #140358
                  MICHAEL WILLIAMS
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                    @michaelwilliams41215

                    Cream of Tartar mixed to stiff paste with lemon juice .

                    Apply and scrub with small brushes . Toothbrushes for detail areas .

                    Works in seconds .

                    Eye + hand protection advised .

                    Commercial mixes based on same ingredients used to be available . One make was AmWay (US)

                    MikeW

                    #140360
                    NJH
                    Participant
                      @njh

                      Graham

                      Without seeing the state of your brass it's difficult to judge however HOROLENE is a pretty effective way of cleaning clock plates. Make up a bucket full and dunk the item in . See HERE and search for Horolene – elbow grease may be cheaper!

                      Norman

                      Edited By NJH on 11/01/2014 18:12:25

                      #140363
                      John Stevenson 1
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                        @johnstevenson1

                        Diane DO NOT READ THIS !!

                        Only way to address women's logic is with men's logic.

                        Just get any old cleaning material, Brasso will be fine.

                        Spend 10 minutes polishing a bit then go off and do what you want for the next hour.

                        Storm into the house in an evil mood and curse that this is hard work and all you have to show for an hour and ten minutes is this. Waving said poker around.

                        have a cup of tea, 'calm down' and say this thing isn't going to beat me.

                        Outside again 10 minutes cleaning, one hour making bits.

                        Anyone who sends this post to Ower Gert is dead…………………..

                        #140365
                        Oompa Lumpa
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                          @oompalumpa34302

                          Hi guys, thanks for the comments.

                          Firstly, it is not a Firegrate, it is a Firegrate Set – Poker, Tongs, Toasting Fork and stand, it is solid brass and it is also early 1900's. If it was worth anything I wouldn't be cavalier with it, it isn't, I will

                          Sisal mop to start with it is then. I will do a before and after

                          Well you didn't think I was going to sit there with a tin of Brasso did you?

                          graham.

                          #140368
                          Oompa Lumpa
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                            @oompalumpa34302

                            Very good John, I like your thinking

                            Posted by John Stevenson on 11/01/2014

                            18:17:27:

                            Diane DO NOT READ THIS !!

                            Only way to address women's logic is with men's logic.

                            Just get any old cleaning material, Brasso will be fine.

                            Spend 10 minutes polishing a bit then go off and do what you want for the next hour.

                            Storm into the house in an evil mood and curse that this is hard work and all you have to show for an hour and ten minutes is this. Waving said poker around.

                            have a cup of tea, 'calm down' and say this thing isn't going to beat me.

                            Outside again 10 minutes cleaning, one hour making bits.

                            Anyone who sends this post to Ower Gert is dead…………………..

                            #140375
                            Swarf, Mostly!
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                              @swarfmostly

                              Hi there, Graham,

                              Once polished, try saxophone lacquer, from your local branch of Boosey & Squawks or any other good music shop!

                              Best regards,

                              Swarf, Mostly!

                               

                              Edited By Swarf, Mostly! on 11/01/2014 18:58:23

                              #140376
                              Springbok
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                                @springbok

                                Go to your boots get a packet of citric acid, mix in a large bucket put items into take out after a while brasso and tell dear wife what a clever person you are.

                                bob

                                Edited By Springbok on 11/01/2014 19:28:42

                                #140381
                                Speedy Builder5
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                                  @speedybuilder5

                                  Don't make too good a job of it or you will have to do all the other brasswork in the house.

                                  #140383
                                  mickypee
                                  Participant
                                    @mickypee

                                    Autosmart "Smart Wheels" It is used for cleaning brake dust off wheels. Use it all the time for cleaning engine components etc, brilliant stuff. Spray it on, wash it off. Tell her it took you two hours and play to your hearts content.

                                    #140390
                                    Sub Mandrel
                                    Participant
                                      @submandrel

                                      Shame, a firegrate set. If it was the grate I was going to say black it with zebrite

                                      Neil

                                      #140402
                                      ChrisH
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                                        @chrish

                                        I'm confused, how do you combine 'women' and 'logic' in the same sentence …………………?

                                        Edited By ChrisH on 11/01/2014 21:47:05

                                        #140420
                                        andrew winks
                                        Participant
                                          @andrewwinks64215

                                          After the cleanup and polish, give it a coat of Protecta clear, google Everbrite Coatings. Specially made for clear coating of polished metal surfaces such as copper flues above wood heaters.Takes high temps. Hellishly expensive, must be a cheaper equal to it in the UK.

                                          #140443
                                          OuBallie
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                                            @ouballie

                                            JohnS & ChrisH,

                                            Stop it please!

                                            My sides are hurting and ready to burst.

                                            Geoff – My day has been made with laughter.

                                            #140451
                                            Hopper
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                                              @hopper
                                              Posted by John Stevenson on 11/01/2014 18:17:27:

                                              Diane DO NOT READ THIS !!

                                              Only way to address women's logic is with men's logic.

                                              Just get any old cleaning material, Brasso will be fine.

                                              Spend 10 minutes polishing a bit then go off and do what you want for the next hour.

                                              Storm into the house in an evil mood and curse that this is hard work and all you have to show for an hour and ten minutes is this. Waving said poker around.

                                              have a cup of tea, 'calm down' and say this thing isn't going to beat me.

                                              Outside again 10 minutes cleaning, one hour making bits.

                                              Anyone who sends this post to Ower Gert is dead…………………..

                                              You've done this before, haven't you.

                                              #140461
                                              Ian S C
                                              Participant
                                                @iansc

                                                Stick the bits in citric acid over night (the home brew shop should be cheaper than Boots, or try the garden shop), then a few minutes with the Brasso and an old tooth brush. Then get one of the clear coatings, preferably a heat proof one, you should be right for a few years before you need to clean them again. Ian S C

                                                #140463
                                                Richard Marks
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                                                  @richardmarks80868

                                                  Gentlemen

                                                  I bow to the wisdom on this forum and the comments based on experience and logic but I think most of you have missed the main point, If the said gentleman cleans up the brass to the satisfaction of SWMBO then their job is done! It is then up to SWMBO to keep it in a polished condition, dont go down the avenue of varnishing it as it never really works and can actually look worse, this information is based on 40 years experience and training. ( by my wife )

                                                  Regards

                                                  #140520
                                                  Martin Cottrell
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                                                    @martincottrell21329

                                                    On the subject of "woman's logic", I'm reminded of the time, a few years ago, when I came home from work to find my wife thumbing through my latest, unread copy of Model Engineer. Not wishing to spoil her enjoyment of her new found hobby, I made a cuppa and waited patiently for her to finish perusing. Worried thoughts started to cross my mind of maybe having to share my workshop with her and the more terrifying thought of one of her 'tidy-ups' in there!

                                                    After about 10 minutes of seemingly intense study she looked up and exclaimed "what a cheeky b****r! Someone has put an advert in the classifieds saying ' top slide wanted for a Colchester Student'. " Puzzled, I asked her why she thought the advert was cheeky. "Well" she replied " it's obvious really, you model engineers are all old, he's just saying he's a student to try and get his top slide a bit cheaper!"

                                                    It still makes me chuckle when I think about it! Luckily for me her interest ended there and my workshop remains a disorganised, untidy haven only refered to by her as 'the Dark Side'!

                                                    Regards, Martin.

                                                    #140539
                                                    Dusty
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                                                      @dusty

                                                      Just for information, the proper name for said implements is 'fireside companion'. My idea of a fireside companion is a glass of single malt.

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