Keeping fit and the economy

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  • #36528
    Dalboy
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      #558950
      Dalboy
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        @dalboy

        The lighter side of keeping fit.

        The bicycle is the slow death of the planets economy.
        This has the got economists thinking:
        "A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he does not buy cars and does not borrow money to buy. He does not pay for insurance policies. He does not buy fuel, does not pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs. He does not use paid parking. He does not cause serious accidents. He does not require multi-lane highways. He does not get fat.
        Healthy people are neither needed nor useful for the economy. They don't buy medicine. They do not go to hospitals or doctors. Nothing is added to the country's GDP (gross domestic product).
        On the contrary, every new McDonald's restaurant creates at least 30 jobs: 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dietary experts and nutritionists, and obviously, people who work at the restaurant itself."
        Choose carefully: cyclist or McDonald's? It is worth considering.
        P.S. Walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles.

        #558956
        JasonB
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          @jasonb

          Don't know where you get those facts Derek.

          He may not buy a car though cycling often a hobby/sport rather than sole means of transport but given the price of some bikes a loan etc is quite likely.

          Some do take out insurance (even though not compulsory) particularly against theft or damage

          Indirect fuel as in food and there are many bike shops doing a roaring trade in repair and servicing and many of these bike shops have a cafe

          I'll give you the parking one unless you count driving to somewhere to ride

          Cyclists have killed pedestrians

          Cycling can give you ailments and falling off your bike may need treatment

          Edited By JasonB on 19/08/2021 13:05:38

          #558961
          Dalboy
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            @dalboy
            Posted by JasonB on 19/08/2021 13:04:31:

            Don't know where you get those facts Derek.

            I never said this was fact as my first line stated the lighter side of keeping fit.

            #558963
            Thor 🇳🇴
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              @thor

              Hi Derek,

              Isn't hospital treatment expensive? It certainly is where I live. So if a cyclist is less likely to need medical treatment, might have fewer sick days etc., so wouldn't the UK save money that could be used on other parts of the society? I'm with Jason.

              Thor

              #558964
              SillyOldDuffer
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                @sillyoldduffer

                I got the joke Derek!

                There is no lighter side to keeping fit, which is why I'm off for a nap rather than a brisk walk…

                smiley

                Dave

                #558965
                JasonB
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                  @jasonb

                  I'm also not sure about some of the Mcdonalds "assumptions" either

                  If a new one opens then people in that area will not have to travel so far which means less petrol or risk of a traffic accident so one boost to teh local economyis cancelled out by the other reduction.

                  What did those people going to the new Mcdees do for food before the new one opened? I suspect a lot just want to another fast food chain or the nearest Mcs so their health would not suddenly suffer needing all those doctors etc.

                  Then again if the old Mcs was a long way off and they had to cycle or walk there they may now be worse off as they will still be eating junk food and not getting any exercise..

                  #558975
                  oilcan
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                    @oilcan

                    well, the post made me smile.
                    I remember reading an article many years ago – in a cycling magazine of all places – were the author questioned the wisdom of the car hating lobby as to what would replace all the lost tax revenue as well as the millions of jobs connected to the car trade, if the car was abolished.
                    but I am afraid the pedant in me has to point out that if a cyclist is paying tax in any form then he is actually paying for the upkeep of the road system.

                    #558976
                    Oven Man
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                      @ovenman

                      I admire the brave people on this forum who are prepared to stick their head above the parapit and get shot at!

                      Peter

                      #558977
                      Dave Halford
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                        @davehalford22513

                        JOKE WARNING!!

                        Think of the queue at the 'pedal through' then riding home in the rain watching the paper bag disintegrate as it swings from the handle bars.

                        #558980
                        not done it yet
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                          @notdoneityet

                          Lighten up, JB, there is always an opposite or alternatives. Was it Confucius who said ‘many hands make light work’ – and also ‘too many cooks spoil the broth’.

                          Another pair of opposites that comes to mind – ‘Out of sight, out of mind’ versus ’Absence makes the heart grow fonder’.

                          We try to eat reasonably healthy meals. I can’t eat all the runner beans coming off while my wife is away, so I gave some to a close neighbour the other day and they were very appreciative and were clearly going to consume them PDQ.

                          Today, I offered some to another neighbour and I was quietly surprised that, while the lady gladly accepted them, she did not know how to prepare/cook them, so I had to relate how I prepared and cooked my runners at lunchtime (string the edges, if necessary – I cannot put up with ‘stringy’ beans – slice diagonally (mum did that) or lengthways and cut shorter, as preferred, then boil for about 10 mins (slightly less with fresh beans).

                          #558990
                          pgk pgk
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                            @pgkpgk17461

                            No-one ever gives warnings about the dangers of cycling. I bought one several years before it was the new fitness fashion and within a week had ruptured myself thus giving the private surgical community a large injection of cash.

                            In the days before cheap petrol and electric mowers it was recognised that the first weeks of warm weather coincided with a huge increase in cardiac cases.

                            And when i see the number of cars plastered with bicycles tied to them cruising down my country lanes it's self-evident that this new fashion has destroyed aerodynamics and fuelled climate change with fossil fuel.

                            devil's advocate

                            #558991
                            Mick B1
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                              @mickb1

                              But cyclists DO spend gobsmackingly ludicrous amounts of money on fancy bikes loaded with exotic materials and rare earths, fantastic lycra superhero costumes, and alien space-monster helmets.

                              So they do power a specific economic niche.

                              wink

                              #559007
                              Martin Kyte
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                                @martinkyte99762

                                The bicycle has done more for genetic diversity than any other invention. That has to be good for the economy.

                                ;0)

                                Martin

                                #559018
                                Graham Titman
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                                  @grahamtitman81812

                                  Ndiy my runner beans when i grew them i nip the ends off as walking up the garden and place in mouth and chew nearly all gone by the time i got to the kitchen and very nice in salads cooking spoils them

                                  #559032
                                  pgk pgk
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                                    @pgkpgk17461

                                    And for anyone unaware, there are stringless runner bean varieties. I favour Polestar..
                                    Also like them cut diagonally and I haven't used one but there are hand crank machines for that. 'Bean thing' in my simple recipe for a pan of steamed runners topped with large amounts of caramelised onions and throw a handful of breadcrumbs into the frying pan when cooked to soak up all the onion flavoured oil into crisped bits as topping.

                                    pgk

                                    #559039
                                    Mike Poole
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                                      @mikepoole82104

                                      Lycra has to be near the top of the list of fashion crimes plus there should be counselling available for some of the sights you cannot unsee.

                                      Mike

                                      #559046
                                      Steviegtr
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                                        @steviegtr

                                        I ride a motorcycle as a hobby or sport , or whatever. Every weekend you get round a corner & there they are. 2 & 3 abreast completely blocking the lane. Huge que of traffic behind. Surely they all have cars themselves , but get in the pelathon & sod everyone.

                                        Steve.

                                        #559049
                                        Nigel Graham 2
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                                          @nigelgraham2

                                          lycra… runner beans…

                                          No good, we're going to have to have Fashion and Gardening groups!

                                          Pgk Pgk – I note you advise the hand-cranked bean-slicer. Fitness and the environment sorted in one go and not even holding up a single motorcyclist.

                                          #559050
                                          not done it yet
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                                            @notdoneityet

                                            And for anyone unaware, there are stringless runner bean varieties.

                                            Yep, I sowed half ‘Princess Diana’ and half of a stringless bean. Only half germinated, so no stringless and the second sowing of P. Di is just starting to produce. Beans galore for a while, so maybe some will get frozen.

                                            #559060
                                            Bazyle
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                                              @bazyle

                                              Nice one Derek. After spending an hour stationary on the M25 this evening I wish more of the dunderheads would stick to cycles instead of cars.

                                              NDIY have you got any peas to give her – if she doesn't know what to do tell her they are just a fat variety of beans.

                                              It is amazing how many people don't know what we think of as common knowledge. A few years ago I witnessed my neighbour's visiting mother who had been sent down the garden to sort out the bonfire pile trying to light the corner of the neatly folded complete copy of the Guardian.

                                              #559071
                                              David Jenner
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                                                @davidjenner61726

                                                Great post Dereck!

                                                Made me smile, cant beat a bit of tounge in cheek humour!

                                                #559074
                                                Dalboy
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                                                  @dalboy
                                                  Posted by David Jenner on 20/08/2021 07:43:16:

                                                  Great post Dereck!

                                                  Made me smile, cant beat a bit of tounge in cheek humour!

                                                  Glad you enjoyed it some people just don't have a sense of humour

                                                  Edited By Derek Lane on 20/08/2021 07:58:38

                                                  #559090
                                                  KWIL
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                                                    @kwil

                                                    Interesting translation of "out of sight, out of mind" = blind idiot

                                                    #559096
                                                    Mike Hurley
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                                                      @mikehurley60381

                                                      I've just spent various period over the last week or so watching my 81 year old neighbour re-build his rockery at the top, sloping part of a long garden carrying all the rocks by hand from the front of the house a good 50 yds. I'm ashamed to say I felt worn out just watching him.

                                                      As a break, he puts on his lyrca kit and goes a 20 mile cycle ride. He's always been a cyclist and seems to think nothing of lengthy trips come rain or shine – so there must some be something in it re fitness?

                                                      PS loved the original post – always nice to have a chuckle.

                                                       

                                                       

                                                      Edited By Mike Hurley on 20/08/2021 10:36:09

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