Seems I'm guilty of the crimes here, I cycle and wear lycra! I always thought that me wearing lycra was a treat for the ladies, apparently its not, so the ladies in my life tell me. I also spend far too much on that particular hobby.
I'll start smoking, if it is to be believed there is a net gain to the NHS from smoking tax.
John
Ps, I like runner beans, a marvelous crop this year.