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A game. – Object being to find the 'Mankiest' machine tool offered for sale.
While I realise that what maybe junk to one person may be a prized sought after item by another. So lets not get too serious and keep this light hearted.
Extra points will be awarded for humor. (winner will receive a decapitated garden gnome and a bag of jelly babies) 
Hows this for starters – **LINK**
Nick