George, you have summed that up exactly, she has to date destroyed two door mats, chewed the corners of a carpet. Eaten her way through the middle of an ornamental hedge and ate ALL the stems and figs off the fig tree. Also eaten two letters so far, I have a cage on the letter box now.
She eats clover off the lawn and any emerging plant is not safe. Now she is up on her hind legs eating green plums off the plum tree.
Wednesday last week she suddenly crossed from my left to right and tipped me over which resulted in me hitting the pavement and sustaining a laceration on my left hand and my glasses gouging into my eyebrow and under the eye orbit, lots of blood and a passer by called an ambo. so i had to wait 30 minutes for it to come. They did not bother with the cuts but did a heart lead test (OK) and BP and asked lots of questions. Obviously my BP was up and I have had delayed shock symptoms.
A new pair of glasses £350. as the plastic lenses were gouged by the gravel.
She Tess is the fourth Airedale in my life, the first I had when I was 7 during the war years. Then 2 more as I served in the army and then this one.
Clive, I still love her and boy does she roar when she barks.