Sounds familiar.

[Keith Rogers 2Participant @keithrogers2]

[Keith Rogers 2Participant @keithrogers2]

A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for a reunion lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge
because the waitresses had big tits and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that
they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the food and
service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they
would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty
of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet, talk about their last colonoscopy and it was good
value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would
meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was
wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would
meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

Keith.

[pgk pgkParticipant @pgkpgk17461]

Remeniscent of my old Dad who suffered from Alzheimers. Worrying that i may follow that path I was intrigued to see an ad for an Alzheimers awareness meeting and thought I would go along.

And completely forgot.

pgk

[larry phelan 1Participant @larryphelan1]

No big deal, I forgot to change my clocks this time around ! Again, no big deal, one hour or one day is much the same to me. Remember the good times, forget the rest.

Remind me again, what was this Post about ???

[Gary WoodingParticipant @garywooding25363]

Two elderly men taking about their weekend experiences.

1st man. 'We went to a super restaurant on Saturday. Excellent food and remarkably good value.'

2nd man. 'Oh, that sounds interesting. What was it called?'

1st man. Thinking hard with no success. 'Erh, oh erh, what's that flower that has a nice smell and lots of sharp thorns?'

2nd man.' Oh, you mean a rose?'

1st man. 'Ah yes, that's it.' Then shouts 'Rose, what was the name of that restaurant we went to?'

[V8EngParticipant @v8eng]

Posted by larry phelan 1 on 30/03/2020 15:41:43:

No big deal, I forgot to change my clocks this time around ! Again, no big deal, one hour or one day is much the same to me. Remember the good times, forget the rest.

Remind me again, what was this Post about ???

I think my CCTV system has a similar problem, it forgot to go forwards an hour in spite of being set to do that automatically!

Edited By V8Eng on 30/03/2020 17:15:41

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