Why is it always me ?
Broke the spade four days ago, no problem , new one ordered from Doncaster , just down the road.
Yesterday, door bell rings while I am lathered in shampoo, no problem ,open door ,can't see but local HERMES lady drops small package inside the hall and drives off.
Half-hour later , pick up package , one end is already open .
Very obviously where the spade handle, complete with spade attached , had been !
Another HERMES unsuccessful delivery .