A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for a reunion lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge
because the waitresses had big tits and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that
they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the food and
service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they
would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty
of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet, talk about their last colonoscopy and it was good
value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would
meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was
wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would
meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

Keith.