This post is not about what i did today but what i am going to do tomorrow. tomorrow I am going to commit murder. i am going to get two of our sailing club members, chop them up in little pieces push them through the mincer & feed them to the fish in the River Blackwater. then i am going to get the fish & batter them with a big hammer.
The reason is this:- over the winter my club project was to remove the worn seating in the lower loung bar area & put new timber framing with ply panels which a (cowboy) upholsterer would cover & I would then fit. in addition I would take 12 small tables , strip & re polish them- (difficult to apply due to the silicons in the wood) I had already taken the the 8 much larger tables on the upper floor and completely stripped & polished them earlier.
Once the framing was complete 2 of our ladies were to decorate the walls . I had been careful not to damage the wallpaper as the plaster was friable & would break away so i applied a plastic trim to cover the edges. the ladies then did the painting & did a very nice job as can be seen in the photos
After that the blinds were fitted
Then i fitted the upholstered seat panels & screwed them down so they would not be moved by cadets jumping on them. i finished this last Thursday. Carpets going down Saturday.
On Friday a club member decided to donate some cheap & nasty wall lights to replace the ones we already had.
SOOO a so called retired electrician & his mate turns up.(no certification to do electrical work) totally ignores the heap of dust sheets stacked on the floor next to them. Rips the old fittings off the wall, pulls down chunks of plaster complete with wall paper. Gets plaster down the backs of the "non removable" seating. Stands on the seats, lays the tools all over the table tops
Decides that the lights cannot be finished that day & will come back AFTER the carpets are done because they have some jobs to do at home. Leaves the ONE fitted wall light with a big patch of damaged wall & wall paper round it to be repaired & re painted . Does not think of placing a paptress over the damage to cover it. ( did not know what a paptress was!!
Then F's off leaving a mess for the 2 ladies to clear up & acts as though they are doing the club a big favour
This picture is just one half I will not bore you with pics of the other half– rant over as tomorrow I will be in prison & the knife crime total will have risen by 2

Edited By Sam Longley 1 on 07/04/2018 08:32:52