Bazyle, I claim rights on "Corpse Delivery Service". Handy for young motorists needing a quiet back seat driver/companion, for discouraging undue attention. Prop one up inside your front door in case of unwelcome visitors, regularly replaced for that 'Fresh' appearance. Have a 'conversation piece' to avoid unwelcome silences at parties, and somewhere to park hats, pipes, umbrellas, spliffs etc. Make a fourth for cards, handy for practice funerals, family portraits, darts practice. Testimonials available.
Geoff