Posted by Michael Gilligan on 24/12/2019 09:52:37:
Dear Santa
Could I please have a ‘focused ion beam microscope’ …
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In response to Customer demand (as represented by his Blue Sky Tiger Team, not real people), Santa moved production from the North-pole to Shengzien and out-sourced delivery this year. (1,400,000,000 presents may be lost in the system, but there's a new Logo and Mission Statement, and Reindeer pate is on special offer.)
Looked you up up on Santa's faulty computerised tracking system. Pleased to report you have been a good boy this year, so that's not the problem. Unfortunately, although you signed for it, the courier left the microscope in a hedge because you were out…
Edited By SillyOldDuffer on 24/12/2019 10:31:09