Interesting to see the desire to inflict severe punishment on drunk-drivers now I've decided to run the country and need to whip up popular support. Quite, right, string em' up from the nearest lamp-post I say!
But chaps, when I'm in charge, you will find I have even stronger views on speeding. If I catch you speeding, it will be a mandatory thrashing and public humiliation before lynching puts you out of your misery. And to make sure drivers understand, punishment will include sending the offenders entire family to a Work Camp.
Mealy mouthed liberal intellectuals might consider my views a little extreme. But someone has to take a grip. Reasons why society must take a hard-line on speeding include:
- Just like alcohol, speeding is one the main factors in fatal road accidents.
- Unlike drunks, whose normal judgement has been impaired by a drug, there is no excuse for speeding; the offence is entirely deliberate.
- Stand by any roadside and see for yourself that drivers rarely obey the law. A speed limit is the maximum allowed, not the target. Watch and you will see it is rare to see traffic travelling at less than the limit, which proves that most drivers are habitual law breakers. And if they break the law on the road, then they will break it elsewhere; drivers are anarchists. Responsible motorists travelling below the speed limit are often bullied by aggressive and inconsiderate road-users proving that most drivers are vicious. You must conclude that car drivers are a bad lot who need to be corrected.
- The consequences of law-breaking are all too often evaded by offenders exploiting our weak justice system. We must put an end to this: there is no reason at all why Traffic Wardens shouldn't dispense summary justice up to and including the death penalty.
Severe punishment at minimum cost to the tax-payer is the way to fix this scandal. By the way, I'm an expert. I've read Dostoevsky on Crime and Punishment; and I watched an excellent documentary about policing in the US – a chap called Judge Dredd is doing a marvellous job over there. Also mother taught me right from wrong and she reads the Daily Mail.
Vote for Silly Old Duffer! What could possibly go wrong… 
Edited By SillyOldDuffer on 03/05/2018 09:31:10
Edited By SillyOldDuffer on 03/05/2018 09:32:46