I've been thinking about a product that I'd like to run past 'The Dragons'. The kit I have in mind consists of :-
1 x pre soiled overall,
1 x bottle synthetic sweat, (incl. small amount of synthetic blood for sympathy purposes)
1 x stick on oil smudges,
1 x 'Sounds Busy' CD 4 hours long (various engineering sounds – machinery, hammering, industrial swearing &c)
This package could be used when a chap just wants a contemplative few hours to him self without mucking up any machinery or breaking sweat and thus avoid any accusations of 'hiding in the workshop'
Guy