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13 May 2017 at 12:05 #34902
Mick Henshall
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13 May 2017 at 12:05 #297917
Mick Henshall
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Its been a funny sort of day !! —-Mick

Edited By Neil Wyatt on 13/05/2017 20:41:31
13 May 2017 at 12:09 #297919
Hopper
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Got your head caught between the chuck and the bed?
13 May 2017 at 12:18 #297923
Mick Henshall
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Used a number 4 on me clippers, took it of to trim moustache and guess who didn't put the bloody thing back on before final trim, I am now eligible to join the local gang !!Â

Mick the hairless

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13 May 2017 at 12:26 #297924
MW
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Posted by Mick Henshall on 13/05/2017 12:18:03:

I am now eligible to join the local gang !!Â

Mick the hairless

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If I were in a gang I'd call you "stripe"

Michael W
13 May 2017 at 12:30 #297926
Mick Henshall
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Well its either a gang or I could be a Viking they had some crazy hairstyles, I think I'll call it a parting

Mick
13 May 2017 at 13:03 #297933
pgk pgk
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Artists call that a happy accident and make a feature of thier mistakes.. a litle teak oil in the centre and mahogany stain at the sides…should polish up nicely…
13 May 2017 at 14:10 #297946
daveb
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I had the same conversation with the hairdresser every time, " No.1 shave please". "All over sir?". "No, just the head".
13 May 2017 at 20:43 #298014
Neil Wyatt
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Posted by Mick Henshall on 13/05/2017 12:18:03:

Used a number 4 on me clippers, took it of to trim moustache and guess who didn't put the bloody thing back on before final trim, I am now eligible to join the local gang !!Â

Mick the hairless

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It's a sort of negative mohican…

Happened to me – asked my wife to do the back, she took the depth bit off to do the back of my neck, put it back on for a final run over and 'somehow' it fell off without her noticing…

Neil
13 May 2017 at 20:59 #298020
matt merchant
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did the same thing myself a few years back, had to do the rest no1 to match and was considering some red braces with DMs to complete the look
13 May 2017 at 20:59 #298021
Boiler Bri
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That will be turned into a slap head then?

Well done for brightening my evening up.
14 May 2017 at 15:04 #298111
Robbo
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Mick

Did similar at last trim time. Took trimmer head off to trim moustache, then started to trim along jawbone without putting it back – result one bald patch on right cheek.

So had to trim all the beard down to "designer stubble".

Take comfort from the old gardener's saying "growth follows the knife".
14 May 2017 at 15:32 #298114
SillyOldDuffer
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I wouldn't worry about it Mick. I've been developing an extra wide centre parting hair-cut for years now and see no reason why it shouldn't carry on down the back of my neck.

There is consolation. It's well known that bald chaps are much more virile than those unfortunate full-thatch types.

Dave
14 May 2017 at 17:16 #298122
Robbo
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@robbo
Why do bald men have bigger balls than hairy men?

They sell more tickets.

I'll get me coat.
14 May 2017 at 18:06 #298131
mark costello 1
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I tell the wife I have a hawk as there is no mo for the Mo. My coat, please!
14 May 2017 at 18:39 #298137
I.M. OUTAHERE
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@i-m-outahere
I had a near new set of wahl l clippers die on me halfway through converting my noggin to skinhead mode , had to put a beanie on in the middle of summer and go and buy a new set .

people give you really strange looks when you walk around a shopping centre with a beanie on when its 40 c outside !
14 May 2017 at 21:22 #298158
Mick Henshall
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@mickhenshall99321
Update,

Chopped all me hair off

my wife doesn't know who I am and won't let me in the house !! Â

I've offered to marry her

Still waiting for an answer

Mick
21 May 2017 at 04:10 #299019
thaiguzzi
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Posted by Mick Henshall on 14/05/2017 21:22:13:

Update,

Chopped all me hair off

my wife doesn't know who I am and won't let me in the house !! Â

I've offered to marry her

Still waiting for an answer

Mick

Makes you look 10 years younger though…
21 May 2017 at 14:12 #299040
mark costello 1
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Great way to get shop time!
22 May 2017 at 12:16 #299146
Howi
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@howi
Should have gone to specsavers……….
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