While training at an engineering technical centre outside Alexandria in the early 1980s I learned the Egyptian approach to breakdowns.
1/ Breakdown. Pull over to side of road.
2/ Warning to approaching motorists. Scout around for the biggest boulder you can lift and place it around 10m behind the car and far enough into the road to make approaching cars swerve away from you.
3/ Change tyre or whatever.
4/ Remember how heavy the boulder was and mutter in arabic, "mallesh". (In English, "Ah **** it." )
5/ Leave the warning boulder where you'd placed it and drive off.
Driving at night on unlit roads and facing dazzling headlights made you good at detecting shadows on the road and steering around them. When you failed to see the boulder and wiped out a front tyre it was truly amazing how quickly 4 engineers could change a wheel in the dark.
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