Two Uni Engineering students walking together. Engineering student pushing bike, the other says " where did you get the bike?". First student replies: " well, you'll never believe this, I was just walking along when this beautiful girl rode up to me, threw the bike down, took off all her clothes and laid down on the ground and said: "take anything you want "so I took the bike". Second student:"good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway!"