How things have changed since I used to order a coffee in a milk bar with one sentence.
"I'd like a cup of coffee please"
"Yes Sir – cappuccino, latte or Americano?"
"Americano please"
"Is that with milk?"
"Yes"
"Full, semi skimmed or skimmed?"
"Full please"
"Hot or cold milk Sir?"
"Cold please"
"Would you like the new Brazillian blend?"
nods
"One shot or 2?"
"2 please"
"What's your name so I can write it on the cup"
"Clive of India"
"That'll be £2.80 please"
"Card or cash sir?"
"Phone"
Frowns, thinking this bloke's too old to be paying by phone
"Do you want a receipt Sir?"
"No thank you. I wonder why there is a queue?"
Edited By Clive India on 19/02/2019 09:28:32