I belong on Retrobike! I am officially a 'RetroGrouch'. My DIamondback mountain bike was bought new in 1994 and is entirely original from the frame to, err, the cranks. I also have an MBK Triathlete of similar vintage.
My first decent bike I built around an 24" 531 frame (rescued from being embedded in the ground) in about 1985. It was wonderful, five speeds and I once rode it (accompanied by a friend) 130 miles across Wales in a day with full panniers going past Nant-y-Mock and the Storey Arms.
There's nowt odd about road bikes with suspension these days!
The mountain bike got upgraded to a (mostly) Deore XT 24-speed groupset and V-brakes and Halson 'Inversion' forks that were pretty much state of the art back in the mid 90s. The bike was sold as 'suspension ready' so the 2 1/4" travel Hansons were fine. It gained a set of 6" travel Marzocchi Bomber forks which upset the geometry a bit… recent upgrades were a shorty stem and 750mm bars. It still has the Flite Titanium saddle I fitted after destroying the stock one on my first day out – now perfectly moulded to my rear end and super comfy.
Unfortunately, it's not really ideal for modern mountain biking, a fortnight ago I came to grief at Brechfa, went too fast for my skill level (following my brother, who used to do downhill racing and has a very nice full-suspension Giant) and washed out the front wheel. I then bounced 35 feet down a very steep slope before tumbling into a handy tree that stopped me falling into a small chasm with a stream at the bottom. Mostly just scratches but I did manage to absorb much of the impact with my face… oh the joy of cycling!
