Posted by Ron Laden on 07/03/2019 08:45:03:
Ever had one of those days when you consider yourself a bit stupid..?..
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Yesterday I found out why I was having so much trouble screwing a cap into a cylinder. It's because the genius I employ in my workshop had accidentally cut a Left Hand thread inside the tube. Apart from that it's a perfect match with the Right Hand thread he put on the cap.
Looking at how to recover from this boob, I found the other end of the cylinder also has an incorrect LH thread, and further that the artisan has bored the cylinder a full 2mm oversize. Seems this foolish workman can't even read his own drawings. The whole lot is scrap.
Very embarrassing. Not to put too fine a point on it, the individual in question is, it may surprise you to learn, one whom your present interlocutor is in the habit of defining by means of the perpendicular pronoun.
The whole incident will now be swept under the carpet by holding a Public Inquiry. It will conclude in 13 years time by publishing a report in 17 volumes that no-one will read…
Dave