Posted by TobaccoBurner on 09/09/2016 18:53:12:
Posted by Michael Walters on 09/09/2016 16:48:22:
Either go for petrol or denatured alcohol.
Michael W
Should be good for a Darwin Award – unless,of course, you already have descendants.
Mike
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Couldn't have put it better myself, Mike
[Michael W] Sorry to be a bore, but : If it was meant to be funny, then a winky smiley thing might have been in order.
… Who knows what some pillock may do to themselves, in a few years time, when they find your post ?
And … If it wasn't meant to be funny … 
MichaelG.