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    Steve Withnell
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      @stevewithnell34426

      I just thought I'd warn you about this "self assembly furniture" that's being punted on line.

      I've had some in the back bedroom for three weeks now and it still has't got itself out the bloody box.

      Steve

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      Steve Withnell
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        @stevewithnell34426
        #97150
        Brian
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          @brian

          Sunday morning, just what I needed.

          Thanks Sreve

          #97154
          NJH
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            @njh

            Hmmmmm – I've similar problem with the "self-cleaning oven"

            On the other hand my self adhesive labels always seem to get stuck to each other.

            Norman

            Edited By NJH on 26/08/2012 11:57:50

            #97156
            Clive Hartland
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              @clivehartland94829

              The Velcro strap on my sandals that every time I take them off claps onto my trouser bottom and dangles there !

              Clive

              #97161
              Nicholas Farr
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                @nicholasfarr14254

                Hi Steve, you've just reminded me that I got a self assembly bedside cabinet about three months or so ago, just had a look, and no, that hasn't even got out of the box yet either. It might my fault though, cause I haven't cut the plastic strapping off yet, you know! the stuff that your not supposed to carry it with when you buy it. Maybe I should cut it off and see if anything happens within the next month.

                Regards Nick.

                #97169
                Springbok
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                  @springbok

                  Do you watch the Garfield cartoons when when she says look at that oven YUUUKH and he says well in the advert it said it was self cleaning. Garfield and oddie bang there heads on the table.

                  Have had some lying in the garage for months . Is Ikea like Mr Coleman of mustard fame what is left on the side made his fortune!!!
                  Bob.

                  Well it is bank holls and I am sure we can allow a little bit of non engineering irreverence.
                  Bob

                  #97180
                  Sub Mandrel
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                    @submandrel

                    Apparently there was once a 'boon for motorists' – 'the self-grip wench'.

                    Neil

                    #97182
                    Bazyle
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                      @bazyle

                      I went to a 'Pick your own strawberries' farm last month. Took ages to dig up and pot all my strawberry plants to take them there.

                      #97190
                      Wock
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                        @wock

                        Very Funny … Something about Ikea stuff that worries me ….. I went to get a pillow from there the other day and all I got was a bag and two ducks….!!!!!!!

                        #97259
                        Springbok
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                          @springbok

                          Bet that sent you Quackers or did it egg you on to something.

                          Bob

                          #97282
                          Derek Drover
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                            @derekdrover32802

                            Next dishwasher we get will be self emptying !!

                            #97285
                            NJH
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                              @njh

                              Hi Derek

                              We had one of those – it emptied water all over the kitchen floor!

                              N

                              #97338
                              Tony Jeffree
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                                @tonyjeffree56510

                                I worry about self-drive car hire too…

                                Regards,

                                Tony

                                #97343
                                Geoff Sheppard
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                                  @geoffsheppard46476

                                  Cars that can park themselves are already available, Tony.

                                  Regards

                                  Geoff

                                  #97344
                                  The Merry Miller
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                                    @themerrymiller

                                    Designed just for women!!

                                    Len. P.

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