Rik- mechanical inbreeding..?! *sound of banjo being played on the porch*
I looked at the Ikea lamp base, but decided it was as Mike says, resin-based, and would probably crumble like a ginger nut at the approach of a round-nosed tool. 
My job takes me all over the rail network and, when it's safe to do so, I keep an eye out for what I call 'railway swag'. It's amazing what you find that's just been thrown down trackside twenty years ago, until I come along, that is..!
The North Lincolnshire resignalling project is getting off the ground…for me, that means lots of 4 or 5 inch ci rollers, unmachined, that are used for reducing the rolling resistance of point rodding…it would be rude not to rescue a few for the 'might come in handy' box! 
Regards,
John.