So I plugged in my grinder
The obvious to use
When I remembered that it wouldn’t go
Because I’d blown the fuse
So a screwdriver was needed
I must have more than one
There are a dozen of them somewhere
Where could they have gone?
So off I went to buy a fuse
On the way back from the house
I spliced a broken washing line
As a favour to the spouse
Then I spied the hose-pipe
Which required a special clip
To keep it on the tap because
It was very wont to slip
But a screwdriver was needed
Here came thoughts of de-je-vu
I shall have to go and buy one
The only thing to do
Whilst going to the vendors
To buy the clip and tool
The car broke down, I’m stranded
And feel a proper fool
I sent for the recovery
The men arrived quite soon
And when he did, he asked me
Have you got a screwdriver?