Hi there, all,
I hope the following won't be judged 'off-topic'; it amused me.
Some time ago I was the 'contact man' for a South Bend lathe purchase. The deal was done and the buyer, another friend and I set off in a hired Luton with tail-lift.
The lathe came complete with full industrial stand and the deal included a bench drill, a large cast iron surface plate and several boxes of useful but weighty raw material. It took the three of us and the seller several hours to get it all aboard the Luton, by which time we were all a bit fatigued!
Partway home one of us (not the driver!) phoned the buyer's home to tell them our ETA. We were told that several young men were on-site, visiting the younger daughter of the house – 'Keep them there until we arrive' was the reply.
The Luton was backed up to the garage door and the rear door of the van raised. The said young men, all eager to impress the said daughter of the house, had all that heavy gear off-loaded in about fifteen minutes!
Why do Model Engineers power their engines with steam when testosterone is obviously so much more powerful?!?!
Best regards,
Swarf, Mostly!