You lot of sick'os remind me of a poem I had to recite at a charity event one night.
Took me ages to learn but once learned I have never forgotten it
Won't bore you with it all but some may remember the great Stanley Holloway:-
I've been very poorly, but now I feel fine.
I went out yesterday for the very first time.
I felt like a lad as i strode down the road.
Then up came old Jones & he said " Well I am blowed"
"My word you do look queer, My word you do look queer"
I said " Don't say that , Its true I've been ill"
He said " I glad you are better but still, I wish there was a thousand for me in your will"
My word you do look queer. My word you do look queer"
Edited By Sam Longley 1 on 13/09/2016 16:06:49