Adam’s posting is to be commended, so “Well done, Adam!” 
The fact is, unless we can demonstrate our competence as a genius, or have become a professional student, there probably isn’t enough time in our lives to qualify in `Everything’.
In spite of my part-time study occupying all of fifteen years, sliced into two by National Service, I was (let’s say) `lucky enough’ to serve a six year toolmaking apprenticeship before I landed my ambition of becoming a draughtsman. I didn’t really enjoy the higher mathematics which came as an essential impediment(?), granting us a better understanding of beam theory or allowing us to weave and manoeuvre our way through engineering proofs.
As time went by, I was also lucky enough to begin mixing with people at all levels. Bog mechanics to CEO’s, there was always something to learn, or someone to learn from. Now, with anecdotes galore, I could easily write books full of the stuff.
Before clockin-off, one of my favourites stems from when, as a fairly recently promoted technical service officer smartly dressed for the occasion, I was `advised’ by the works manager of a plastics factory as he dashed past me that :-
“All your theory goes down the drain in this factory, you know!?”
With his overcoat flapping in his slip-stream, this manager had blustered past me about half a dozen times on his way to and from his office. Presumably that was necessary to keep the wheels turning? But, how did he know that I was an academic, or anything else about me for that matter?
Soon after his startling revelation, the moulding machine `jammed’.
Then, as if it were standard practice, four or five of his operators took hold and began swinging on a long length of 6×4 timber, trying to free the machine. That was the moment when it was pertinent for me to leave discretely, wondering if a drain had blocked.
Now, at least, I know what DOC means! Thanks again Nick.
Ian (S C),
The penny has just dropped on another `strange’ event, and (Norman), the reason that DOC went straight over my head.
I didn’t know that some lathes are graduated for “off diameter”, as opposed to DOC.
While using a toolmaker friend’s lathe a few weeks ago, (when I was machining the bell of my skeleton clock), the coordinates I had generated for the spherical surface were producing the wrong profile. Now I can see the error of my ways having, (without knowing it), only ever used DOC. Luckily, he had a spherical turning attachment, but until now, I haven’t understood where my error had occurred.
So would OD = OFF DIAMETER? Or am I entitled to accept that it’s still short for OUTSIDE DIAMETER?
By the way, watch out for those big coils of blue steel. They have been known to find their way inside trousers.
Is a FLU wot smoke guzup?
Regards to all,
Sam