Title inspired by the good old Goon show.
But yesterday afternoon I was checking in my subfloor to find a pipe run after the new heating system had been installed a month ago.
There was water running down the concrete oversize and I thought we had a heating leak.
The smell told me otherwise and I lifted the inspection cover in my back garden to find the chamber full of foul water.
Rodding the outlet pipe was no use so I found the next inspection chamber two doors down, that was 4 feet deep and two foot was full of effluent. Three more doors down the same story.
My junior drain servicing kit and knowledge was exhausted so I called our local water firm. Despite it being like getting through to MI5 I did manage to raise a case and get someone to come out.
8 am this morning and tanker and jetting unit arrived and I showed them all I had found so far. They were very impressed as most folk just notice a smell, ring them and forget it. I had traced the drain for about a hundred metres. They tried jetting from where I last found a blocked chamber and nothing shifted.
So we moved down the street, then further down. Eventually 400m later we hit a blockage that suddenly cleared and the whole system started to empty.
Apparently no one in the whole run had noticed anything unusual, no over flowing manholes or smells etc. The liquid was leaching away through any crack in the system leaving the sludge behind to set solid. If I hadn’t checked my subfloor it would have carried on till the whole system was solid.
Five hours of jetting and checking with cameras showed the system had been blocked with wet wipes! Even the flushable ones are not flushable and should never be put down the toilet.
I worked alongside the two water guys to help out where I could and learn a bit about the drain system around my home. Very interesting and something we take for granted until it stops working.