Read the T-shirt

[Kiwi BlokeParticipant @kiwibloke62605]

I've recently been given a T-shirt, one of Red Molotov's range (as advertised in New Scientist magazine). It reads, "I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that".

How true, how very true.

I shall wear it on all possible occasions, replacing the now threadbare one that read " I'm not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally". My wife knows me…

Over to you, for your favourites.

[Kiwi BlokeParticipant @kiwibloke62605]

Words of wisdom

[Martin KyteParticipant @martinkyte99762]

I Like this one.

It's a Ferrous Wheel

Edited By Martin Kyte on 08/02/2022 08:41:16

[Former MemberParticipant @formermember12892]

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[John HaineParticipant @johnhaine32865]

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[not done it yetParticipant @notdoneityet]

Mine just reads:

’I’m not anti-social, just anti-stupid

Suits me, I suppose.

[Mike PooleParticipant @mikepoole82104]

My favourite T shirt was my 1985 Team Bike Bol d’or shirt it eventually succumbed to holes and stains.

Mike

[Dave WoottonParticipant @davewootton]

Nothing to do with M.E but my favourite T shirt was bought for me by a fellow band member ,an unenlightened saxophonist it read.

" When I was a kid I wanted to play the trumpet really badly…. and now I can"

Wore it to shreds

Dave

[noel shelleyParticipant @noelshelley55608]

God's busy ! Can I help ? is mine, Noel.

[SamsarandaParticipant @samsaranda]

How about “I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything!” but you need to be careful when you wear it. Dave W

[BazyleParticipant @bazyle]

Perhaps the website could have a headline banner with slogan of the day.

'Don't ask me – go read a book' needs to be updated to 'Ask Google not me' or 'yes there are stupid questions and you seem to be asking them'

[Fowlers FuryParticipant @fowlersfury]

Bazyle wrote " Perhaps the website could have a headline banner with slogan of the day."

A commendable suggestion.

Could we perhaps begin with my favorite source of pithy wit, the great W.C. FIelds?
His most apposite utterance in this location being:-
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh*t "

[pgk pgkParticipant @pgkpgk17461]

My nurses once had a girls' night at an Anne Summers party and bought me a T-shirt that read "When I grow up I want to be a vet so I can play with pussy all day". I happily wore that to work.

pgk

[SillyOldDufferModerator @sillyoldduffer]

Posted by Bazyle on 08/02/2022 13:43:48:

Perhaps the website could have a headline banner with slogan of the day.

'Don't ask me – go read a book' needs to be updated to 'Ask Google not me' or 'yes there are stupid questions and you seem to be asking them'

Linux can do this with the fortune command. First suggestion:

Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.

Dave

[John ReeseParticipant @johnreese12848]

I need a shirt that says "I don't need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off." and one that says: Ignorance can be cured. Stupidity is forever."

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