Unfortunately, I obviously wasn’t a good enough boy this year. I sent my letter to Santa, most of which came from the ARC catalogue, and on Christmas Day, all I got was socks, alcohol and a piece of coal.
I’m going to have to try harder next year….
(The piece of coal was actually a Welsh Cheddar infused with charcoal and wrapped up, like an Edam with a black wax coating)
Cheers
Mark