Are you offended when the media poke fun at your hobby?

[HopperParticipant @hopper]

Posted by SillyOldDuffer on 26/10/2017 17:41:21:…

… An advertisement for a firm claiming to be appointed 'Bolt Threaders to the King. Strong hints that chaps with machine tools don't have girlfriends. Lathes with unlikely names like the 'Flagellater'.

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I love it. I think my old Drummond may henceforth be known as the "Flagellator". The Drummond Flagellator. Has a certain ring to it I reckon. Describes to a T some its antics, interrupted cuts on 4" square bar, milling slide extended to full height and a 22mm end mill chewing up a bit of 1" plate etc. Definitely a Flagellator.

I might even cut the part of the label off an HP Sauce bottle that says "By Appointment to Her Majesty the Queen" and stick on the headstock casting.

[Peter G. ShawParticipant @peterg-shaw75338]

Over the years I have been involved in various hobbies and interests, and even now, I consider myself lucky to have had a job which in reality was as much a hobby as anything. I've done a little bit of radio, television (pre-digital junk), model railways, electronics, choral singing, and now model engineering. I do find it interesting, well funny actually, when people ask "Well, what do you actually do with it?" My answer is: "Self-education by experimentation, and if I happen to be able to repair or make something of use along the way, then that's all to the good." But the comment I liked best, was when my neighbour came round, saw what I was doing, (can't remember what it was) and then went home and said to his wife: "He's a genius"!

Seriously though, there is another consideration. My maternal grandfather left work at (presumably 65), had no outside interests, and was dead at 70 having developed Alzheimer's or something similar. (Described to me as "He's lost his memory.&quot I'm now well past that age, and on two occasions over the last three years I've been told by the medical staff at the GP surgery that I'm showing no signs of mental deterioration. I'd like to think it is because of all the interests I have.

So, do I care about what others think? Do I heck, I just give mental thanks that I can still do it.

Modestly yours,

Peter G. Shaw

[John GardenerParticipant @johngardener91897]

As a 'pretendy' engimeer, target shooter, Freemason, Grandad, and generally grumpy old man, the bolt threaders, (were Julian and Sandy bolt threaders?) can take the —- any time. Anyway, take the mick all you want, it will be my turn next :-) — I think I have just discovered a new insult – a bolt threader. Thanks guys, made my day

[larry PhelanParticipant @larryphelan54019]

No,I gave up being offended long ago,I found it was better to give than to receive !

Someone asked "What,s football"? Football is a "Game" where grown men dress up like clowns and chase around a field after a ball [like we used to do when we were kids],trying to kick it between two poles,while those watching them swig beer from cans and mouth curses at them and all around them Sound familiar ?

Usually ends in a fight. Suppose they could be doing worse,like making swarf !!

[martin perman 1Participant @martinperman1]

Posted by larry Phelan on 27/10/2017 14:23:01:

No,I gave up being offended long ago,I found it was better to give than to receive !

Someone asked "What,s football"? Football is a "Game" where grown men dress up like clowns and chase around a field after a ball [like we used to do when we were kids],trying to kick it between two poles,while those watching them swig beer from cans and mouth curses at them and all around them Sound familiar ?

Usually ends in a fight. Suppose they could be doing worse,like making swarf !!

Thank you for that, I've often wondered

[Mike PooleParticipant @mikepoole82104]

Perhaps skilled people should be protectionist like accountants and lawyers etc. If they have to bring their car to a protected mechanic they might find it costs them £300 an hour.

Mike

[SillyOldDufferModerator @sillyoldduffer]

Posted by John Gardener on 27/10/2017 13:53:09:

— I think I have just discovered a new insult – a bolt threader. …

Now there's a gasp inducingly good idea. Perfectly innocent engineering words used as deadly insults!

You half-nut. You ball raced mandrel you. That man's a total tailstock…

The possibilities are endless. I shall never be short of abuse again!

Dave

[Geoff TheasbyParticipant @geofftheasby]

Dave, John,

Excellent! I remember hearing, at Railfest 2004, a young couple encouraging their children not to swear, by using phrases such as , "Great Steaming Pistons!" and, "Red Hot Cinders!"

The there are innocuous words said with huge emphasis and great feeling, "Oh, Dear!", "I Say!", "Good Heavens!"

But I do like "You half-nut"

Geoff

[Neil WyattModerator @neilwyatt]

Posted by Geoff Theasby on 27/10/2017 16:43:56:

Of course anyone who doesn't like seeing model engineering poked with a sharp stick should avoid ME's 'Club News' pages

Neil

[Neil WyattModerator @neilwyatt]

"He's a few thou short of a full 16th"

[larry PhelanParticipant @larryphelan54019]

Friend of mine [yes,I still have a few,I think,four,at the last count !] had the perfect answer to this. He said,"Why not give each a ball to play with? that way they would not need to go chasing around trying to take it from each other and yelling their silly heads off all the time" Makes sense !

[Barnaby WildeParticipant @barnabywilde70941]

As we're getting into the 'demographics' territory !

Can we start taking the pi$$ out of stamp collectors, train spotters, N guage railway modellers . . . . etc . . . etc.

[Neil WyattModerator @neilwyatt]

Posted by Mike Poole on 27/10/2017 14:44:37:

Perhaps skilled people should be protectionist like accountants and lawyers etc. If they have to bring their car to a protected mechanic they might find it costs them £300 an hour.

Mike

It's called a car sales and maintenance franchise…

[larry PhelanParticipant @larryphelan54019]

How about this for an insult

You are just "Run-of-the-mill

You dont know the drill

You are just boring

We are a cut above you

You are way off ect,ect ect

I could go on and on !!

A guy I used to work with always said "I dont care what people say about me as long as it,s true"

ENOUGH SAID !!

Edited By Neil Wyatt on 27/10/2017 19:31:05

[larry PhelanParticipant @larryphelan54019]

To Mick ,I say,dead on lets insult them all,why leave anyone out? Stamp collectors ,three huggers,vegges,dog lovers,whatever,insult them all !!!

My answer to all this is that I have been insulted by better people than they are !!

LONG LIVE THE INSULT !!

[MikeParticipant @mike89748]

Mick: Don't forget cyclists, line dancers, country walkers, bunny huggers, kids on skateboards. people who watch TV soaps, people who watch Strictly Come Dancing, ….. I could go on for ever! I'll met I have far more unfounded prejudices than you!

[Neil WyattModerator @neilwyatt]

OK, lets try and keep this 'family friendly', we don't have to be rude to be funny…

[Mike E.Participant @mikee-85511]

Its not worth the effort to acknowledge the media.

[larry PhelanParticipant @larryphelan54019]

Lets just get on with doing what we do best [or try to anyway]

[MWParticipant @mw27036]

Another good hand grenade thrown into the mix

[colin hawesParticipant @colinhawes85982]

Some people have the misfortune to be unimpressed with the huge manufacturing and intellectual skills displayed by the hobby machinists and if it gives them pleasure to be derogatory about them I am glad that my pleasure and theirs are complementary. Colin

[Andrew TinsleyParticipant @andrewtinsley63637]

I really don't care a tinkers cuss what people think of me or my hobbies! Water off a duck's back!

B###s to the lot of them,

Andrew.

[Nick WheelerParticipant @nickwheeler]

Posted by not done it yet on 27/10/2017 07:41:12:

Learning, playing or practising seems to sum up hobbies. All three are, or can be, useful for those taking part. Engineering hobbies can fall under any, or all, of the three categories.

Last Thursday we couldn't practice as normal, so we went to another tower where I: met several new people; rang a totally different ring of bells(light eight compared to a heavy ten); helped some learners; rang a new to me method for the first time; practiced a couple of other methods; drank a couple of pints brewed in the village pub, and had the wide ranging conversation that normally happens after a practice.

That all sounds like a good use of an evening to me, so anyone would have to try bloody hard to be offensive!

[Russell EberhardtParticipant @russelleberhardt48058]

Posted by larry Phelan on 27/10/2017 14:23:01:

Someone asked "What,s football"? Football is a "Game" where grown men dress up like clowns and chase around a field after a ball [like we used to do when we were kids],trying to kick it between two poles,while those watching them swig beer from cans and mouth curses at them and all around them Sound familiar ?

. . . and Rugby is a game played by men with funny shaped balls

Russell

[Geoff TheasbyParticipant @geofftheasby]

went to a meeting at Cutlers Hall on Thursday, opposite the Cathedral. When I came out, the bell ringers were hard at work, serenading me all the way to the bus stop.

Neil, only with a stick forged from the finest Samite, dew-picked in moonlight, by a young maiden, on the Feast of Beltane, and machined on a new Myford ML7 by Brig. The Reverend Chortley Wharnecliffe, CDM, BSc & Bar, (Mrs) of Whizzo Steels and Non Ferrous scrap merchants, Kelham Island, Sheffield.

Geoff

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