A bit of humour

[Eric CoxParticipant @ericcox50497]

[Eric CoxParticipant @ericcox50497]

[RobinParticipant @robin]

[Anonymous]

Andrew

[RobboParticipant @robbo]

As there hasn't been a rush of contributions I'll bring this one out again :-

[jimmy bParticipant @jimmyb]

My all time favourite.

Thanks

[MichaelRParticipant @michaelr]

I like this one.     Mike.

Edited By MichaelR on 17/09/2017 15:43:55

[Yngvar FParticipant @yngvarf]

[Tony DimnickParticipant @tonydimnick84271]

Posted by MichaelR on 17/09/2017 15:42:47:

I like this one. Mike.

Edited By MichaelR on 17/09/2017 15:43:55

This one is my favorite.

[Gary WoodingParticipant @garywooding25363]

This is a nice one…

[Swarf, Mostly!Participant @swarfmostly]

[Anthony KnightsParticipant @anthonyknights16741]

I                    ITS TRUE

Edited By Anthony Knights on 20/09/2017 21:07:50

Edited By Anthony Knights on 20/09/2017 21:08:36

[Anthony KnightsParticipant @anthonyknights16741]

I KNOW CHOCCY BARS ARE GETTING SMALLER, BUT THIS IS REDICULOUS.

[Shelley WealsParticipant @shelleyweals46857]

Why there is no one anwering this? I think it is fun.

[Perko7Participant @perko7]

I always enjoyed a bit of Dilbert. This was a good one:

[thaiguzziParticipant @thaiguzzi]

[martin perman 1Participant @martinperman1]

Gentlemen,

I found this one pinned to the wall of a gents toilet in a museum I visited yesterday.

[SillyOldDufferModerator @sillyoldduffer]

Posted by Anthony Knights on 20/09/2017 21:05:49:

I ITS TRUE

…

No doubt they work at the bottom end of the market…

Edited By SillyOldDuffer on 24/09/2017 10:49:56

[Mike PooleParticipant @mikepoole82104]

I asked my mate Taffy how many sexual partners he'd had? He started counting and fell asleep.

Mike

[charadamParticipant @charadam]

A blonde walked into my pub and asked for a double entendre.

So I gave her one.

Edited By charadam on 24/09/2017 12:29:47

[Danny M2ZParticipant @dannym2z]

Here is one of my favourites

* Danny M *

[vintagengineerParticipant @vintagengineer]

Last night I went to a lecture on non-threaded mechanical fixings.



It was riveting.

[vintagengineerParticipant @vintagengineer]

How long will an 8-day clock go without winding?







It won't go at all if you don't wind it.

[Mick B1Participant @mickb1]

Geoff Perkins' Dilbert cartoon reminded me of this one I saved from somewhere:-

Dilbert's Theorem

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by mathematical proof based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every scientist knows: Power = Work / Time.

Since Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge = Work / Time.

Since Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

QED!

[davebParticipant @daveb17630]

Notice seen in gents.

PLEASE DO NOT THROW CIGARETTE ENDS INTO THE URINAL.

(AS IT MAKES THEM SOGGY AND HARD TO LIGHT)

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