A bit of humour

[“Bill Hancox”Participant @billhancox]

FARMER FOUND DEAD IN CHICKEN COOP. POLICE SUSPECT FOWL PLAY.

[“Bill Hancox”Participant @billhancox]

For those who haven't seen it yet this is from one of my albums

Edited By “Bill Hancox” on 25/09/2017 21:50:07

[jimmy bParticipant @jimmyb]

Who on Earth lets a child lick a pig?

[Ian S CParticipant @iansc]

Might contaminate the pig.

Ian S C

[MWParticipant @mw27036]

Pigs are creatures most curious.

Ian Skeldon's provided sketch has made me chuckle. 

Michael W 

Edited By Michael-w on 26/09/2017 12:28:49

[Bob Brown 1Participant @bobbrown1]

[Michael GilliganParticipant @michaelgilligan61133]

I was amazed to quickly this little DOS batch file; just by searching for “water detected in drive A”

http://www.danielsays.com/ss-gallery-dos-sw-water-detected-in-drive-a.html
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We had a lot of innocent fun with that one.
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MichaelG.

[Ian Skeldon 2Participant @ianskeldon2]

Posted by "Bill Hancox" on 25/09/2017 21:48:26:

For those who haven't seen it yet this is from one of my albums

Edited By "Bill Hancox" on 25/09/2017 21:50:07

Mmmmm bacon….

[Neil WyattModerator @neilwyatt]

Posted by Michael Gilligan on 26/09/2017 21:14:14:
I was amazed to quickly this little DOS batch file; just by searching for "water detected in drive A"

http://www.danielsays.com/ss-gallery-dos-sw-water-detected-in-drive-a.html
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We had a lot of innocent fun with that one.
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MichaelG.

Ah, how we entertained ourselves in teh days before cat videos and emojiis.

[peak4Participant @peak4]

I appreciate it's a web link, so wont be seen by many, but if you have an interest in old Landrovers and earlier versions of Windows, this is well worth persevering with.

You do have to wait whilst the screen refreshes, but then again, remember installing stuff under Win95.

Have an explore and see it all the way through.

Virtual Landrover

[Neil WyattModerator @neilwyatt]

"Windows is having trouble locating a driver that can double de-clutch"

[JuddyParticipant @juddy]

"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

[SillyOldDufferModerator @sillyoldduffer]

I was once asked to compile a "report on team morale broken down by age and sex".

[Mick B1Participant @mickb1]

Posted by Juddy on 27/09/2017 10:26:31:

"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

Mai-Be-Yu? 😀

[Brian O’ConnorParticipant @brianoconnor49474]

Edited By Neil Wyatt on 28/09/2017 09:33:20

[SillyOldDufferModerator @sillyoldduffer]

Lying naked spreadeagled on my bed, covered in custard and handcuffed to a goat, I suddenly thought: "I'm turning into my father."

[Harry WilkesParticipant @harrywilkes58467]

Nice one Brian

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[brickyParticipant @bricky]

A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman have you got any bread.We don't sell bread hear clear off says the barman.The duck wadles about the pub and comes back and asks have you got any bread.Clear off I've told you before we don't sell bread .The duck wadles around for a bit and comes back and asks have you got any bread.The barman blows his top,if you say that once more I'll nail your beak to the bar .The duck wadles off and returns again and asks have you got any nails,the barman replys no ,well have you got any bread says the duck.

Frank

[Brian OldfordParticipant @brianoldford70365]

Many years ago at a job interview I was asked to briefly describe myself. I answered "Concise".

[Gary WoodingParticipant @garywooding25363]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says to the other "I think I've lost an electron."

"Are you sure?" was the reply.

"Yes, I'm positive."

[Danny M2ZParticipant @dannym2z]

A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with his mate so the bloke grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed his mate to death.

Missus looked at him and said "Keep that up and one day you're going to run out of mates"

* Danny M *

[Perko7Participant @perko7]

I remember this one as being amusing when i first heard it, still makes me smile….

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, ”Where did you get such a great bike?”

The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”

The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

[Simon CookParticipant @simoncook82779]

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon.

I'll let you know……

[Jon GibbsParticipant @jongibbs59756]

Q: How do you tell the difference between an extrovert software engineer and an introvert software engineer?

A: The extrovert software engineer looks at your shoes when he's talking to you.

[Nick_GParticipant @nick_g]

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I need to make a crankshaft.

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