Words of wisdom
|Kiwi Bloke||08/02/2022 08:17:14|
|666 forum posts|
I've recently been given a T-shirt, one of Red Molotov's range (as advertised in New Scientist magazine). It reads, "I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that".
How true, how very true.
I shall wear it on all possible occasions, replacing the now threadbare one that read " I'm not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally". My wife knows me...
Over to you, for your favourites.
|Martin Kyte||08/02/2022 08:40:43|
2753 forum posts
I Like this one.
Edited By Martin Kyte on 08/02/2022 08:41:16
|Former Member||08/02/2022 08:50:45|
|1085 forum posts|
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|John Haine||08/02/2022 08:54:29|
|4675 forum posts|
|not done it yet||08/02/2022 09:20:13|
|6812 forum posts|
Mine just reads:
’I’m not anti-social, just anti-stupid
Suits me, I suppose.
|Mike Poole||08/02/2022 09:31:31|
3341 forum posts
My favourite T shirt was my 1985 Team Bike Bol d’or shirt it eventually succumbed to holes and stains.
|Dave Wootton||08/02/2022 10:09:10|
|305 forum posts|
Nothing to do with M.E but my favourite T shirt was bought for me by a fellow band member ,an unenlightened saxophonist it read.
" When I was a kid I wanted to play the trumpet really badly.... and now I can"
Wore it to shreds
|noel shelley||08/02/2022 10:12:13|
|1347 forum posts|
God's busy ! Can I help ? is mine, Noel.
1430 forum posts
How about “I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything!” but you need to be careful when you wear it. Dave W
6324 forum posts
Perhaps the website could have a headline banner with slogan of the day.
'Don't ask me - go read a book' needs to be updated to 'Ask Google not me' or 'yes there are stupid questions and you seem to be asking them'
|Fowlers Fury||08/02/2022 15:53:55|
406 forum posts
Bazyle wrote " Perhaps the website could have a headline banner with slogan of the day."
A commendable suggestion.
Could we perhaps begin with my favorite source of pithy wit, the great W.C. FIelds?
|pgk pgk||08/02/2022 16:30:16|
|2563 forum posts|
My nurses once had a girls' night at an Anne Summers party and bought me a T-shirt that read "When I grow up I want to be a vet so I can play with pussy all day". I happily wore that to work.
8694 forum posts
Linux can do this with the fortune command. First suggestion:
Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.
|John Reese||10/02/2022 23:25:37|
1035 forum posts
I need a shirt that says "I don't need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off." and one that says: Ignorance can be cured. Stupidity is forever."
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